Saturday, November 15, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Too Big And UnAdaptable!
From the Mallard comic strip
One dinosaurs says to the other: “Okay, we’re too big . . . Completely unadaptable, and have brains the size of a pea . . .”
The other dinosaur replies: “ I predict we’ll either go extinct or evolve into the federal government . . .”
One dinosaurs says to the other: “Okay, we’re too big . . . Completely unadaptable, and have brains the size of a pea . . .”
The other dinosaur replies: “ I predict we’ll either go extinct or evolve into the federal government . . .”
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Stimulus Package Joke!
These are the insightful words of humorist and columnist Dave Barry:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
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